A Pantoum for Officer Rodriguez

I placed him under arrest.
They say I forced him to get in my patrol car
And masturbate in front of me,
That I tried to coerce William Perez to have sex with me

After making him get in my patrol car.
I offer religious counseling.
I don't make perps have sex with me.
I pulled him over for drunk driving

And religious counseling.
I placed him in the back seat for the trip to jail
After arresting him on Flagler Street for intoxication.
They say just before I reached the jail,
I pulled over and unlocked his handcuffs

As he sat in the back seat
And that Perez took it as some sort of veiled threat
When I pulled over and unlocked his handcuffs.
It was just a routine booking

But Perez took it as a threat.
We talked and I gave him my cell phone number.
It was just a routine booking that's all.
What we talked about was ministry-related.

I gave him my cell phone number
And had been to his house but didn't go inside.
What we talked about was completely ministry-related.
They say they have me on tape in trying to make Perez jack off.

I just went to his house but didn't go inside.
That's not me on that tape.
I never tried to make him have sex.
I disagree with the internal affairs report.

That's someone else on that tape.
This is a set up. I'm not queer.
I don't care what the internal affairs report says.
I plan to fight this in court. I'm not a fag.