Armed & Dangerous

He ignores me in hallways
treating me like I'm something disgusting and built-up.
He won't return my calls.
He's warned me to stay away.

He treats me like I'm something disgusting and built-up.
He hired these guys to kick my ass.
They warned me to stay away,
But that's okay, I love him anyway.

He hired these guys to beat me up.
"Get lost," one of them said, before he kicked me in the ribs.
But I don't care, I love him anyway.
I know where he lives.

"Get lost," one of them said, before he kicked me in the ribs.
I stick indiscreet love letters beneath his door.
I know where he lives.
He and his wife are going through a divorce.

I stick indiscreet love letters beneath his door
saying what I would do to him if we were alone.
He and his wife are going through a divorce.
I never liked her anyway.

I tell him what I would do to him if we were alone.
"You're a sick fuck," he says to me on the phone.
I never liked his wife anyway.
He says I need professional help.

"You're a sick fuck," he says to me on the phone
but I know he loves me.
"You need professional help!" he yells.
"I'm coming for you baby," I tell him.

I know he loves me.
I'm closer than he thinks.
I'm coming for you baby.
He doesn't know I'm hiding in the broom closet armed and dangerous