My Love is Like a Fine, Fine Wine
She once lost a grape inside
And in her, it turned to sweet nectar
He had kisses sweeter than wine
My full bodied zesty rustic supple vintage
is a fertile hotbed for your protruding lip
of wild current plum shadings.
No wild cherry berry fig spiced
rasiona-non-grappa ,
my bouquet is a buttery, jammy
chewy flavor profile
(though tremendously complex and can be quite pleasing)
when mixed with your cloying coarse ultra-ripe earthy elegance
fading to a big fat finish.
So taste my grenache a noche, a niche capiche
Tonight, it's quŽ syrah petite shiraz petite verdot
merlot bordeaux.
Oh zinfandel, ma belle, bellisimo!
Liquor couture, (mŽs trois amour),
no reisling, weis wine, vice wine, ice wine
muscat whose got, i got vinho verde, merde!
So, give way to my sweet bay of muscadet
which doesn't hold a grape to
yesterday's mellow brunello, valpolicello
monte hoochie koochie pulciano
( with
a stemmy, stalky structure.
all
toasty and velvety -- )
For near or far, it's pinot noir
pardon eh, today, it's chardonnay
Don't put on airs for viognier, my oneir
My only heir --
'cause you ain't no port in the storm
and i ain't no tick-tockin' schicker
you ain't no palm-wine drinkard
and i ain't no wine dark sea
you ain't no free flowin' pinot gris
and i ain't no inky late-harvest sub-region of highly
variable microclimates.
Don't taunt me, it's chianti
an aphrodisio grigio; no malic malbec, fall back
fumŽ blanc swank, frankly,
at dawn, it's sauvignon papillon
sangiovese oy vey, see
you will go crazy
So, toast: a taste with jammy notes
And bring it back toÉ
all that is firm and chewy
with a meaty messy nose.
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Heard within grapeshot
just stomp on
my face, peel
off my skin
and g(rape meÉ
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